I'm going to take some a-plus cell-phone quality pictures of my snatch/tits and make the front page. It's like one simple step. Why have I never thought of this before?
OH, BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE UGLY ARBY'S SANDWICHES, THAT'S WHY.
Need I mention that it's degrading? Or do I sound like some batshit feminist?
Yea I probably do, what was I thinking.